Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I am spending my child support on dildos
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
