you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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