You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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