He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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