So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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