Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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