it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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