we have officially lost it.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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