so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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