i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Randomize
