i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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