I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We need a shit load of segways right now
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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