i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
