Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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