He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Randomize
