whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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