its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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