how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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