i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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