I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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