its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I touched a dick in church today
I had to cum in my sink.
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