DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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