That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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