I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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