How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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