So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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