was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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