At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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