Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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