I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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