He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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