Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Everyone says I win the strip club
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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