Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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