seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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