guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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