I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
third nipple confirmed
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?