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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.

  (773): View more from Illinois

  Stop texting me, I'm right here.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?

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  Because we had sex in one.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It would be one hovered percent delicioui

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• (315): View more from New York

  hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina

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• (530): View more from California

  I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Oh my god I found my bf's erotica

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  OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.

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  OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?

  (727): View more from Florida

  ME.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it

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