You work out of a Hotel?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.