Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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