I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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