i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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