I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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