i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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