Need sex. Gaining weight.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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