Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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