More tranny stories later!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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