i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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