in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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