how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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