Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just gargled with NyQuil
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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