This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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