bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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