Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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