But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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