so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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