is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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