come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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