I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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