He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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