My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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