last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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