What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i drank out of a bidet.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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